Journal of Gastrointestinal Health SPECIAL REPORT
By JOSEPH BRASCO, MD
Board Certified in Internal Medicine and Gastroenterology
AS FEATURED ON NPR -- The most shocking health story never told NEW from the famed MD featured on CNN TV
Dear Friend in Need of a REAL Digestive Breakthrough,
This really is a special report -- and it’s about real science.
So, even if you DON’T suffer from constipation, gas or any of “the seven digestive hells”...
Because, as you’ll see, constipation, gas, gurgling, nausea, regurgitation, abdominal discomfort and irregular bowels are...
Called DYSBIOSIS, this imbalance can affect 90% of the cells in your body. The miseries it provokes can increasingly ruin the rest of your life. Scientists are finding it starts at age 30, and gets incredibly common in people over 50...
But YOU can defuse it right now -- reversing the condition itself and all seven infernal symptoms in just 14 days! The solution I’m writing to tell you about is nothing less than...
The first and only CONSTIPATION ANTIDOTE of its kind, validated in an astonishing human clinical trial and...
How do we know? As you’ll discover, scientists actually tracked them in x-ray pictures! We believe this to be...
And it fixes so many more miseries too, as you’ll soon see, but first allow me to introduce myself...
But I’m not just a TV doctor -- I’ve treated thousands of real patients, co-written five books, and people from all over the world fly in to be healed at The Center for Colon & Digestive Disease...
And never before in all my years of medical practice have I come upon anything else so amazingly powerful for slow-transit constipation -- and your complete digestive health! -- as new, improved FLORA SOURCE® with Super BIF 24/7...
So you’ve been selected to receive this private invitation to experience perfect pooping for yourself, without risking a penny...
Because new, improved Flora Source is guaranteed to improve not only your constipation -- but smelly gas, gurgling, abdominal pain and so much more too, all in just 14 days. That’s right, you’ll unravel all these lifelong mysteries in two weeks, or it’s free...
HOW? That, my friend, is one for the history books and I’m even providing pictures. Read on and I promise you’ll never think of poop in the same way ever again ...
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First I want you to picture the most fantastic, exotic, enchanted garden you can possibly imagine...
A Secret Eden Planted With 100 TRILLION AMAZING PLANTS AND FLOWERS…
All laid out in dazzling design, each in perfect balance with all the others — a hundred trillion of them! The sprawling gardens of Versailles are nothing compared to this wonderland. If you planted a million flowers every day since the birth of Moses, you wouldn’t have even ONE trillion — now imagine 100 times more...
...if you could shrink down to 1000 nanometers. That’s the size of a bacterium — one of the “micro-flowers” that live in your innards. We call them your FLORA and they outnumber all your other cells combined. In fact, you contain 10 times more flora cells than your own cells. In a sense, you are more THEM than YOU. This makes them incredibly powerful. Together, they constitute...
...turning your food into vitamins, manufacturing hormones, enabling you to absorb minerals, possibly even aiding in the metabolism of fats — PLUS they act as a “second immune support system, gobbling free radicals, changing your pH so pathogens weaken, fine-tuning the flow of immune substances, erecting intestinal defenses and...
...just like groundcover keeps down weeds. Some call your FLORA the most life-giving, powerful organ in your entire body...
And so it was when you were a child, but alas, years passed...
Now picture this glorious garden 30, 40 or 50 years later UNTENDED & USED AS A DUMP…
...for all the junk you ever swallowed. You thought you pooped these mistakes away, but your flora secretly ate it all and, as if in a horror film, your “garden of Eden” grew evil. Sadly, this stinking mess could be churning away inside you, because studies show that as we age, our FLORA fall miserably out of whack. Entire strains of good flora vanish, bad bacteria replace them and scientists call this DYSBIOSIS (diss-bye-OH-sis).This is what’s wrong inside you and unless it’s fixed, you are literally in deep doo-doo, because...
DYSBIOSIS creates foul, sluggish poop, plus:
And then, as poop piles up in your colon, bad bacteria feed on your festering feces like rats in a garbage-strewn subway tunnel, but enough of this yuck. Your brain is now wondering...
“WHAT CAN I DO?” And the life-changing news is that hundreds of studies support probiotics — supplements or foods that might restock your supply of “good guys.” If proven effective, they could reseed your garden and restore your digestion, but only...
If proven effective! Hold that thought and turn the page...
Nearly every day, you’ll find yet another flyer in your mailbox, announcing a new constipation “cure-all.” You will then be solemnly informed that over 999 new studies on probiotics and their miracles have been published, which happens to be true...
Scientifically speaking, they amount to little more than a guess and a prayer. Because, believe it or not, out of all this research...
...showing that any probiotic strain can relieve slow-transit constipation and the other miseries mentioned above...
UNTIL NOW. Now listen, I am NOT saying anyone’s lying and I applaud the few worthy doctors who have combed through studies to formulate the best probiotic products they can. But...
(A very serious science known to the learned as Scatology)
STOP THE PRESSES: A team of brilliant scientists has now concluded an historic human clinical study on an amazing probiotic strain contained in New Improved FLORA SOURCE. This mighty microbial superhero has rewritten medical history, accelerating sluggish poops by an amazing 20 HOURS...
And the proof is preserved on x-ray films. Then our hero handily beat gas, gurgling, gut pain, nausea, regurgitation, emergencies from irregular bowels, and this is no mere boast but a scientific result, validated under placebo-controlled conditions...
Who IS this tiny titan? He comes from a glorious group of flora that carry the name bifido. I call them “The BIF Bunch,” and they love your colon with a passion unsurpassed among microbes. FLORA SOURCE includes five different BIF strains and each has its strong suits, but this is the pride of the pack. His scientific name is Bifidobacterium lactis HN019, but from now on we’ll be calling him Super BIF Relief 24/7, because this little fellow has proven...
Poop after poop, because you don’t want just ONE great bowel movement! You want all your pokey poops to get motivated, day after day, each plopping into the hopper right on schedule...
And that’s exactly what new improved FLORA SOURCE with Super BIF Relief 24/7 provides. In two weeks, your poops will be humming down the highway 20 hours faster, guaranteed.
HOW DO I KNOW? How can I keep enumerating these awesome stats with such assurance? Because, just like an athletic gold medal winner, Super BIF Relief 24/7 has been proven. Tested and measured in a scientific procedure so painstaking, researchers call it “the gold standard of modern medicine”:
An astonishing, double-blind, placebo-controlled, 100 Person Poop-A-Thon. If this sounds to you like a milestone event in medicine, right you are. Typically, researchers start out with a “pilot study” of a dozen or so patients. But Super BIF Relief 24/7 had aced early tests and was ready for the big time. A significant scale, randomized, placebo-controlled human clinical trial:
And we doctors call the event “double blind,” because neither the patients nor the researchers knew who was taking what, until they were done. Plus, perhaps the coolest part of the study is...
Whereupon their intestines were X-RAYED to measure how fast their poops were moving. By the end of the allotted 14 days...
And the proof is on hundreds of x-rays. IMAGINE. Not just one poop, but your entire brown railroad, car after car, whooshing through your gut tunnels and OUTTA THERE, 20 hours faster...
By now, you might be thinking, “THAT’S FANTASTIC -- rush me my own supply of FLORA SOURCE!” Sure thing, but keep reading, because constipation is just one of the seven digestive miseries that SUPER BIF 24/7 is shown to relieve. You see, all the poop-a-thon participants also tracked their other digestive complaints, and it turns out...
BEFORE: Your poop train could have up to EIGHT “brown boxcars,” all piled up in your colon. Super BIFto the rescue!
It’s now confirmed by at least seven scientific studies. You can’t stop aging, but you can promote healthy, youthful gut flora at ANY age. In particular, you can restore the beneficial “Bif Bunch” (bifidobacteria) that die off as we age...
So what’s your choice? Lie down and let father time flatten you -- or bolster your BIF BUNCH and other good guys, and just say NO to aging! Send for your FLORA SOURCE now and feel young again in fourteen days. It’s the best way I know to reverse constipation, smelly gas, gurgling, nausea, regurgitation, gut pain, irregular bowel movements too -- and totally rejuvenate your health!
From now on, your poops will FEEL FABULOUS... GUARANTEED—OR IT’S FREE!
The perfect poop slides out in a matter of seconds and feels fantastic! One wipe and you’re clean. Suddenly, you’re on top of the world. WHY? Because your colon is lined with billions of nerve endings, making it exquisitely sensitive.
You’ll know what I mean if you’ve ever had a perfect poop. Now imagine expecting that every single time you sit on the toilet. THAT, my friend, is why we developed new, improved FLORA SOURCE. And why we GUARANTEE you’ll start experiencing the pleasures of perfect pooping in 14 days or it’s free!
If your poop could talk, what would it tell you? What does it mean when your poop looks like pebbles, or fluffy, or like a snake? Nobody ever told you, did they? Nope. Doctors can be really squeamish and the last time you heard any straight talk was probably from your playground peers when you were six.
Well, you’ll never beat constipation if you don’t know squat about poop. So for the first time ever, we have researched and published an exclusive special report entitled The Forbidden Field Guide to the SECRET LANGUAGE OF POOP. It’s yours FREE with your risk-free trial supply of FLORA SOURCE. What you see here only hints at all the fascinating, health transforming and life-changing secrets you’ll learn in your FREE report, including...
Show me the shape of your poop and I’ll tell you how good (or bad!) you’re feeling. That’s because poop forms are linked to colonic transit time. Your colon is a five-foot poop dehydrator, drawing water out of your stool — and the longer your doodies dawdle there, the dryer, denser and harder they get. Too slow and they tend to resemble rocks that are incredibly painful and tough to expel. Too fast and you’ve got diarrhea. What you want is that banana-shaped GOLDILOCKS POOP on the chart below — medium-soft, slippery-smooth and downright pleasant to eliminate.
Stage 1: | You strain and produce a pellet | |
Stage 2: | OUCH! Too wide and too hard! | |
Stage 3: | Unpleasant to pass, but better | |
Stage 4: | Ahhhh! The perfect, banana-shaped poop | |
Stage 5: | Soft blobs — a bit too fast | |
Stage 6: | A rush job. Quite uncomfortable! | |
Stage 7: | YOW. A cramped, painful mess! |
Adapted from the Bristol Stool Chart
In The Secret Language of Poop, you’ll learn the answers to many more questions you’ve wondered about for years, including:
All this and dozens more secrets revealed -- plus exclusive poop color scale and shape chart -- so RSVP today to get it FREE!
Remember all those crispy, gooey, chewy, juicy, dreamy, sweet and creamy forbidden foods you adored in the good old days... before your cranky digestion became a dictator? Well, take out your little black book and make reservations again! You may find your menu options suddenly expand, when you reach for the FLORA SOURCE and...
...with the one and ONLY probiotic strain scientifically shown in this clinical trial to improve abdominal discomfort, while it also relieves your constipation, nausea, gas, gurgling, regurgitation and irregular bowel movements. So why not take advantage? Just give FLORA SOURCE two weeks to prove it -- you’ll feel relief from gut discomfort, or it’s FREE.
Sometimes, does the very thought of food make you feel like throwing up?
Why on earth does it happen? Because your belly has a brain! In fact, your gut has its own enormous “enteric nervous system” that actually trumps your brain in several ways. It makes every type of brain chemical found in your head, PLUS...
FACT: Your “gut brain” sends 9 times more messages to your “head brain” than it gets…
...and your gut also creates way more of the “feel good” brain chemical, serotonin, than your brain does. And remember, it’s lined with billions of supremely sensitive nerve endings ...
And when those 100 trillion little creatures inside your gut are out of whack, it only makes sense that you might feel queasy. But cheer up! Because Super BIF Relief 24/7 in Flora Source is also clinically shown to produce a dramatic reduction in nausea. So why not start feeling fabulous everywhere, right now...
GUARANTEE #1. 20 HOURS FASTER! Just as clinical trial participants made their sluggish poops move 20 hours faster, you’ll feel a huge load off your mind — and your colon! — as your poop train moves that disgusting stuff OUTTA THERE.
GUARANTEE #2. Fear no gas attacks! Visit friends’ homes with a carefree air, feeling pretty darn close to flatulence-free.
GUARANTEE #3. Hush your gurgling gut! You’ll feel much less mortified by noise below, and far more comfortable too.
GUARANTEE #4. Put abdominal pain on the run! You’ll dig into forbidden foods with far less fear of internal agonies.
GUARANTEE #5. Quell your queasiness! You’ll feel it recede as your inner flora get back into balance.
GUARANTEE #6. Bid farewell to “partial puking!” You’ll say goodbye to so many horrible, gorge-rising moments.
GUARANTEE #7. You’ll be “regular as the mailman!” Drive wherever you like without panics from irregular bowels.
AND IN 14 JUST DAYS, if you’re anything less than ecstatic about how incredibly clean, quiet, pain-free, nausea-free, digestively calm and amazingly regular you’ve become inside, I want you to return your unused portion of new, improved FLORA SOURCE, get every penny back and keep your 3 FREE GIFTS! You won’t even be out the shipping because remember, SHIPPING IS FREE…
THEN WEEK AFTER WEEK, you’ll feel even better, because Flora Source keeps improving and protecting your digestive balance or the same deal kicks in. Return the unused portion up to 60 days later and get all your money back, even if you bought a 6-month supply, and keep your FREE gifts!! So there’s no reason NOT to take advantage of the extra-low 6-bottle price and save over $40...
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Natural Constipation and Gas Remedies Doctors Keep to Themselves. Mainstream medicine has no scientifically proven answers for constipation or flatulence — and even the AGA (American Gastrointestinal Association) admits they’re “flying blind!”
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Forbidden Field Guide to THE SECRET LANGUAGE OF POOP. “Decent people don’t talk about poop,” you were taught, and that dumb advice is destroying our health! If your poop could talk, it would tell you a volume of life-transforming secrets. And here’s that volume!
Just like your backyard garden needs flowers, ground-cover, climbers, annuals, perennials — so your probiotic supplement must have many different strains. And Flora Source makes others look puny with 16 different, astoundingly effective strains. Think of each capsule as a little seed packet, guaranteed to contain at least 16 billion bacterial seeds. We defy anyone else to show you such a good-guy-packed, science-backed, multi-strain probiotic!
NOTE: Incredibly, most other probiotics still contain just a few strains, ignoring recent research that shows healthy people thrive on diverse populations. But FLORA SOURCE has built a legendary reputation of effectiveness with 16 different microbial superheroes, each with its own special powers ...
SUPERHERO 1. | Lactobacillus gasseri | |
SUPERHERO 2. | Lactococcus lactis | |
SUPERHERO 3. | Lactobacillus rhamnosus | |
SUPERHERO 4. | Lactobacillus plantarum | |
SUPERHERO 5. | Lactobacillus casei | |
SUPERHERO 6. | Lactobacillus salivarius | |
SUPERHERO 7. | Lactobacillus brevis | |
SUPERHERO 8. | Lactobacillus Bulgaricus | |
SUPERHERO 9. | Lactobacillus paracasei | |
SUPERHERO 10. | Lactobacillus acidophilus | |
SUPERHERO 11. | S. salivarius subsp. thermophilus |
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SUPERHERO 12. | Bifidobacterium bifidum | |
SUPERHERO 13. | Bifidobacterium longum | |
SUPERHERO 14. | Bifidobacterium breve | |
SUPERHERO 15. | Bifidobacterium infantis | |
SUPERHERO 16. | Bifidobacterium lactis HN019 better known as Super Bif Relief 24/7! |
Competitors have 1 billion or less: PATHETIC!
We give you 16 times more for your money, because doctors agree MORE is better. It’s even more important, in light of new research showing elderly people suffer from unbalanced, strain-impoverished flora. And remember, you want 16 billion cells per capsule, not just per dose.
Some of our competitors give you just one or two billion cells, then try to impress you with their slick capsules or coatings, but...
Only new, improved FLORA SOURCE contains Super Bif Relief 24/7 and 16 super-strains in all. Only Super Bif Relief 24/7 is proven to relieve slow-transit constipation, plus all 6 other digestive hells below. And only FLORA SOURCE can offer this 7-WAY GUARANTEE:
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